Wednesday, April 23, 2008

St George "to be tried for war crimes"

According to Oliver Pritchett :

Today, thousands of people the length and breadth of England will be celebrating Dragon Awareness Day.

This is to draw attention to the blatant slaying of a member of the dragon community by St George, several centuries ago, and to call for a more positive attitude to these mythical monsters.

We also want to highlight our demands for 1) A full apology from the Prime Minister and the Queen; 2) Back-dated compensation for all those affected by the event; 3) Legislation to outlaw the demonising of dragons; 4) A Channel 4 documentary outlining the war crimes committed by St George, possibly leading to a trial, or at least a full public inquiry.

1 comment:

David Vance said...

LOL! Very good!