AL Kennedy is back - and madder than ever. I hope Mr Rochester's got some Jeyes Fluid - that attic room's a health hazard. Get that stuff off the walls for starters.
Read the whole thing - then call an ambulance.
5 hours ago
"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats. "We're doomed !" - Private Frazer. "Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford