Monday, May 31, 2004

Robingate - The Intifada Begins

From the Brighton and Hove Forums :

Little Robin Chicks
You Flew into a Cafe
A Serious Crime
S****ing in the Latte

Now you are dead
Wyvale Garden Centre's deed
Yet they have the nerve
To sell wild bird seed

And so the call for war against the Wyvale Garden Centre goes out, and we will roast their stomachs in hell for their heinous act of robinicide, and we shall smash their gnomes, break up their potting sheds and reduce their greenhouses to shards. Those responsible for this avian slaughter will face the torment of 1000 watering cans and we shall insert daffodil bulbs in their orifices.

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