Thursday, December 18, 2008

"Do you mind if the dog smells your breasts?"

There are more things in heaven and earth ...


Anonymous said...

Dogs can smell a lot of things. Just because a dog sticks his nose in your crotch doesn't mean you have prostate or testicular cancer.

I can see a wave of panic sweeping Britain when this gets out. It is worse even than googling for medical symptoms. No matter how benign your 'condition', if you google the three main symptoms, the first three pages will tell you that you have cancer / a terminal illness / heart disease.

NEVER google for medical symptoms.

Anonymous said...

Particularly labradors - everyone knows the effectiveness of lab tests. Cat scans are good too.