In the mailbox this morn - one from Nick Cohen. Strange, I thought - haven't written to him lately. Anyway, he doesn't write back to racists. What's he after ? The truth about the "is David Aaronovitch Lynda Lee-Potter's love-child ?" rumours ?
The title's funny too. "Hi". What ? Nick Cohen ? Chris Bryant I could believe, but a Cohen missive is surely more likely to start "Re: your disgraceful piece on asylum".
Open. Well strike a light.
firstname.lastname@example.org, you have been used for spamming purposes.
"Hi! I am looking for new friends.
My name is Jane, I am from Miami, FL.
See my homepage with my weblog and last webcam photos!
See you! "
I told you it sounded like Chris Bryant.