I would just like to make plain the following :
1/ I completely deny them, whatever they are
2/ No corgis were hurt in any way.
3/ The African dance troupe involved have returned home and will not be pressing charges.
4/ All the industrial equipment has been returned, undamaged, to the hire shop.
5/ The members of the Farmers Bloodhounds were unanimous in their view that the experience had been a most enjoyable one, despite the horse that sadly had to be destroyed.
I hope this statement will finally lay the rumours to rest.
9 hours ago