I don't know if it's original, but I'd not heard it before - James at WhatsThatSmell? on Rasputin :
"At the very least, he's so open-minded, his brain's fallen out"
Sticking Plaster On A Gaping Wound...
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"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats. "We're doomed !" - Private Frazer. "Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford