Zoe Williams makes a stunning comeback with If sex with HIV is a crime, so is swimming with verrucas.
Or going into work with a cold, sitting in a doctors surgery with flu, etc. You have to wonder if the Guardian's doing what the old Daily Sport used to do - knowingly publishing ridiculous stuff to pull in the punters. Seems to work, too.
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