Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Hopefully Not Both At The Same Time

The government today dismissed calls from Britain's leading Islamic group for schools to do more to accommodate Muslim pupils who want to wear a headscarf or grow a beard.


Fulham Reactionary said...

Well, presumably a transvestite Muslim teenager violating school uniform policy would be the epitome of a "victim" in the eyes of the left. Just imagine their excitement if they found one.

Reminds me of the old Yes Minister joke about "black, disabled, Welsh, women, trade unionists".

iancroydon said...

Are there really instances of schools not allowing pupils to grow beards ?

I do recall a schoolfriend who was able to grow something that resembled a beard in sixth form, but he was quite a mature 18 yo lad amongst us greasy and spotty oiks whose best efforts could only be described as "bumfluff".

Anonymous said...

I think you'll find that when they put the headscarf on, they shave the beard off. Then they leave the country. Nobody dares challenge them. Easy.

verity said...

God, their habits are revolting.

Anonymous said...

I have seen plenty of schoolgirls with both headscarves and beards, so I don't know what the fuss is about.

boom! boom! said...

Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?

Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Neither did I.

Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?

Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim?
A He's got chips on both shoulders.

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy Britain?
A. None, Tony B.Liar can do it all by himself, thank you.

Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing! You told her twice already!

Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
A: Lefty!

Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.

Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim?
A: Hamed.
Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim?
A: Mohammed.

Q: What has long blonde hair, huge tits, and is currently living in a cave in Greenland?
A: Salman Rushdie.

Nine year old Aisha and her kid brother Ahmed are talking about Mohammed. Aisha said "Last night Uncle Mo came to me and told me I had the gates of paradise between my legs and he had the key between his"
"That's funny" Ahmed replied. "For the last two years he's been telling me it's Gabriel's trumpet and I've got to learn how to play it"

Guy goes into sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Assistant asks him whether he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. Customer asks what's the difference. Assistant explains that you need a pump for the Christian doll, but the Muslim one blows itself up.