... well, on his head, actually.
A man has had a tattoo of a full breakfast created on his head after a plea for a volunteer.
It took tattoo artist Blane Dickinson, 32, from Penmaenmawr, Conwy, six hours to complete the bacon, eggs, sausages, beans and even cutlery.
Volunteer Dayne Gilbey, 19, from Coventry, said he wanted to take part in something different.
Mr Gilbey, who already has four tattoos, said: "My friends and family keep asking me why I'm doing this.
"For me it's just something different which has never been done before.
"My mum is really unhappy about it and threatened to throw me out but I don't think she'll go through with it."
Mr Gilbey seems to me like a pretty good argument for raising the voting age to 21. His poor mother.
I listened to a Radio Wales interview with the tattooist on the drive home.
"What kind of person would have a plate of food tattooed on their head ?"
"Someone who was unhinged, basically. But I'm his tattooist, not his social worker".
(The title comes from the old music hall song 'Timothy' - as revived by the very wonderful Cosmotheka)
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