If you want a picture of the future, imagine a cigarette being stubbed out in Simon Jenkins' face - forever.
"Because she's an eeeeevil feminazi, OMG"
"All liberals R Nazis!!*$!"
"This whiny attempt to curry favour with the chain-smoking wingnut libertarian contingent of Guardian readers just makes me want to stub out a fag in your face, Simon."
Watching paint dry
2 hours ago