My twelve year old came home from school rugby yesterday rubbing the side of his face where he'd been headbutted by an opponent - who got sent off.
Bathtime tonight :
"How's the head - does it still hurt ? ... anyway, why did he headbutt you ?"
"Well, you see ... I think he thought it was me that bit him on the leg"
But Irony Is, It's No Longer Shocking....
2 hours ago