For those of you bored with Shilpa vs Jade, we present Tim 'Mr Sincere' Ireland vs Guido 'Wideboy' Fawkes.
Alternatively, International Paint-Drying from Bulgaria is on Eurosport.
"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats. "We're doomed !" - Private Frazer. "Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford