Small Town Scribbles has a wonderful template for "MSM columnists wishing to write about the cartoon issue without incurring death threats "
Absolutely spot-on and hilarious. Read the whole thing.
(in fact, never having read the blog before, I see I'm missing a major talent. I love this Solentish aside).
"(I'm doing a lot of blogging today. It's because I need to clean the bathroom)"
Hat-tip - Bob from Brockley.
UPDATE - there's more !