Imagine a man who finds his wife is unfaithful and attacks her.
Now imagine he attacks her with a golf club - a potentially deadly weapon.
Imagine she flees the house in terror, bleeding from head injuries, drives away, but because of her injuries crashes the car just a hundred yards away, while her husband follows, club in hand, to smash the car windows.
What would Cath Elliott say ? Or Laurie Penny ? Or the Stroppers ?
I dread to think what punishment would be deemed suitable for the offender - you all know I'm more of a rehabilitation type myself.
It's strange, but reverse the sexes of the protagonists, and both men and women find the idea* hilarious.
(* the idea, not the facts of the Tiger Woods case, which are obscure. Best of order in the comments please)
It's Heathrow, but not Gatwick
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