My son's come back from cricket practice :
"Have you heard that Pakistan have given up cricket ? They're entering for the bobsleigh."
The NHS, Gawd Bless it!
8 hours ago
"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats. "We're doomed !" - Private Frazer. "Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford