Oliver "Affluenza" James - Eton. No wonder he's in the Guardian and on the BBC so much.
Lily Allen, chirpy cockney songbird - whose alternative, laddish Papa stumped up those Fat Les royalties to send her to Hill House (Prince Charles' prep school) and Bedales, one of the most exclusive girls' schools in the country. Fees; £8,218 per term. Via Mr Eugenides.
Merci, Monsieur Marcon
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