From Eskimo Fox in the comments :
Baa baa rainbow sheep
Have you any wool ?
Yes sir and/or madam
Sixteen kilos full
One for the ethnic minorities,
One for the differently abled,
And the rest for the persons of unknown status
Who should not, at present, be labelled.
Relating to this story about this charity with this idiotic mission statement.
You Can Almost Smell The Baffled Incredulity...
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