"A government minister is due to make a speech setting out plans to give greater powers to local communities"
"Hand more power to people and communities"
Bwuuuaaa-ha-ha-ha ! You kill me !
In other news - local hospitals to close, local police stations to close, local magistrates courts to close, local pubs to close, local shops to close, police forces to be amalgamated, local councils to be abolished, detention without trial, compulsory ID, Magna Carta to be torn up, habeas corpus 'out-dated', free speech 'greatly overrated', elections to be scrapped.
"Oh No, What Terrible News..."
5 hours ago