Saturday, June 18, 2005

"an incompetent idiot masquerading as a minister"

Has Tony Woodley of the TGWU thought about a career in politics ? His description of Margaret Hodge seems to sum her up pretty well.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Sir Ian Blair ... Professional Psychologist

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian ("Do you know who I am ? Blair is going to hear about this") Blair is a true son of New Labour.

He knows how people should spend their money better than they do.

Londoners who pay for private security guards to protect their homes have been branded "crazy" by the Met police chief.

Sir Ian Blair accused residents' groups of "wasting their money" on the patrols and urged them to put their faith in his force instead.

The Evening Standard revealed last month that more than 50 communities now pay for security guards on public streets in and around London.
The total excludes "gated developments" where guards keep the public out of private property.
Members of schemes typically-contribute £1,000 a year for round-the-clock foot or car patrols and panic buttons in their homes.
Security companies say demand is being fuelled by high-profile violent robberies and a lack of beat bobbies.


I wonder if he's ashamed that people have to hire private guards in what within living memory used to be one of the safest cities in the world ?

Good news though - the government is taking action. Not against crime, of course - don't be stupid. Against the security guards.

From next year, private guards will need to pass tests in how to deal with confrontations before they are licensed. This will add to the cost but security firms hope it will increase public confidence and encourage more schemes.

Funny - I thought anyone had the right to confront criminals - and arrest them. What happened to the citizen's arrest ?

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Evil Book Thingy

Tagged by Shuggy and Blimpish so here goes ...

Number of books I own:

I’d never counted before, but 1200-1500 seems about right. As I grew older and had kids I learned to pass second-hand bookshops by as taking up too much time, but I can’t resist a table of books at a jumble sale. The village I live in has good jumble sales – Churchill’s ‘My Early Life’ and Kipling’s ‘ 21 Tales’ are current favourites from this source. I rarely get rid of any, though I did get rid of a load – unwanted thrillers mostly - to Oxfam a while back.

Last book I bought:

Biggles Flies West, by Capt. W.E. Johns – I’m rebuilding in middle age my childhood collection. Secondhand from a stall at a market.

Hopelessly un-PC, hideously white, this tale of derring-do (or imperialist racism) ends magnificently with the discovery of treasure and the death or disablement of the villains, as our heroes cut loose with a handily-discovered armoury of seventeenth-century cannon and flintlocks.

Last book I read:

The Ascent of Woman – A History of the Suffragette Movement and the Ideas Behind It, Melanie Phillips. I can hang a thread from this one.

Thirty years ago I read Anthony Burgess’ novel The Wanting Seed, about an overpopulated globe where homosexuality was privileged in an attempt to reduce the birthrate. Governments only fell into two categories, Pelagian and Augustinian, and swung between the two forms.

Augustinian governments believe in Original Sin, that man is naturally given to vices which need to be checked. Tend to be hierarchical and militaristic.

Pelagian governments believe in Man’s perfectibility and innate goodness. As this fails to produce the perfect society, so do initially liberal Pelagians tend to turn towards coercion, more laws and greater police powers. Remind you of anything ?

‘’Pelagius is fond of police,
Augustine loves an army’’

It’s fascinating to see that the ideas of Rousseau, the hippies and the Guardianistas were being expressed nearly two thousand years ago by Pelagius.

Similarly with Melanie’s book, a rattling good read for those of all political persuasions and none. Nary a hint of the Divine Ms M’s fervent polemic. Not much Daily Mail about it either. But a terrific book on two levels.

The first is as a balanced reminder of the vices and virtues of the Victorians. Only an idiot can hold to the classic left stereotype of a land groaning with misery from one end to the other.

But to a cultural reactionary there’s the reverse temptation - to see the age as one golden English summer, a land full of earnest Nonconformists busily running the industrial revolution, while the churches were packed, Evangelicals were remoralising society, and the muscular Christian sons of our schools were running an Empire. Vitai Lampada on stilts.

All very true – but nowhere near the whole story. This was also a society undergoing huge change and upheaval – phyically as the railways shrank the land and technology changed the world of work from field to factory, mentally as the revelations of Darwin detonated under Christianity. To Matthew Arnold, writing ‘Dover Beach’, the sea of faith was well in retreat already. Everything was in flux. The secular left turned gratefully to science – particularly eugenics (‘the pure races – that respect their women and guard them jealously from defilement, are the tough, prolific, ascendant races’).

It was also a society with much evil alongside much good, and Melanie gives us the evil in full measure. The Evangelical reformers weren’t making a fuss about nothing – the descriptions of London child brothels circa 1881 sound like an Islington children’s home circa 1981.

The second revelation is that pretty much every currrent of twentieth century feminist theory had its nineteenth or eighteenth century counterpart. All the groupings and distinctions of modern feminism were present then.

The Magna Mater Melanie presents us with the seperatists, nineteenth-cenury Julie Bindels or Catherine MacKinnons, for whom men, their sexuality, their violence, are the problem. Biology is destiny – for blokes. We meet a Polly Toynbee who would like the children of the feckless or immoral to be raised by the State. We meet the free-love exponents and the Puritans. All sorts and conditions of women.

Melanie points out that today’s feminists are still grappling with the questions of the nineteenth century. Are women demanding equality because they are equal to men ? Or will true equality lead to a better world, because women are morally superior to men ?



Five books that mean a lot to me:

August 1914 – Solzhenitsyn

This sprawling, chopped-about novel based around the battle of Tannenberg contains all the themes that concern me - human frailty, bravery, corruption, the tensions between pacifism and militancy, patriotism and internationalism, revolution and gradualism, idealism and cynicism. And a whole lot more. Read it and loved it as an idealistic leftie, love it now. The wonderful thing about Solzhenitsyn is that there are few villains in his books. He has an eye for the compromises and self-deceits that can make us ‘either tyrant or traitor or prisoner’.

I love the scene where Vorotyntsev’s men come under a massive artillery bombardment (S was an artillery captain in the Great Patriotic War) – or the quiet conversation between two officers, resting and watching the stars as they await an enemy attack.

One passage in particular stayed with me - where towards the end of the book, all being lost and the army shattered, an idealistic though flawed conscript lieutenant, a left-wing student radical, joins Colonel Vorotyntsevs' haggard band of Russian soldiers escaping from German encirclement, and argues with him over whether they should carry a badly wounded soldier who is a quasi-fascist 'Black Hundreder'.

"At a time like this, ensign, party political differences are just ripples on the water."

"Then what differences mean anything at all ?"

"The difference between decency and swinishness, ensign !".

I do think the concept of decency left the UK left somewhere around the time they got rid of Clause Four, though people like Norm and Harry keep the flame flickering.


The Hand of Ethelberta - Thomas Hardy

As an O-level student of Hardy I hated ‘The Mayor of Casterbridge’ and actually didn’t finish it – not good when it’s your set book. Three years later as an undergrad I was shelling out more than I could afford for a third edition, and collecting the Victorian magazines in which he was first published. Not one of his best known works – courtship, class and money in nineteenth-century England, with a delightful heroine (not Ethelberta) and a sly, quasi-happy ending.


Families Without Fatherhood – Norman Dennis

An Old Labour man to his core looks at crime, family life, and what’s happened to the ‘respectable’ working class in Sunderland and elsewhere. Read it free here.


The Abolition of Britain – Peter Hitchens

Your one stop guide to the cultural revolution. I read this just after I’d read Will Hutton’s ‘The State We’re In’, and it was like the difference between a McDonalds bun and a granary roll. Makes you want to desecrate Roy Jenkins’ grave.

Whether it makes as much sense to someone with no memory of antediluvian Britain I’m unsure.


All Must Have Prizes – Melanie Phillips

Bought this when I started wondering why maths teaching was so poor in my child’s primary school and discovered that learning the times tables by heart had been abolished. A must read if your children are at a State school.


I hate chain letters. So with apologies I hereby tag Caberfeidh, Marcus The Bard, The Gray Monk, Peter C. Glover and Cecile Dubois. I'll add links later ....

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

AL Kennedy - "a mad-eyed geezer with a book deal"

Subject : the good old days when journalists brought down presidents.
Madness rating : moderate to poor, rain later
Phase of Moon : half full

Mentions of
Depleted Uranium : Yes
Reality TV : Yes
Christians : No
Porn : Yes
Blood : No
Celebrities : No
Bush'n'Blair : Blair ("stripped with his parts in a jar and laying hands on a helpless donkey")
Swearing : No

The Today Programme ....

James Naughtie (RealAudio) - "Patti Smith, I've never heard of you, but our editor listened to you a lot when he was off his face back in 1978. Would you like a couple of minutes to abuse President Bush ?"

Smith - "Why, thank you Jim ... in bed with the corporations ... extreme right ... illegal war ..."

Naughtie - "Thank you very much"


Naughtie (RealAudio) - "Education Minister Jaquie Smith, these City Academies of yours - there is growing evidence that they are failures"

Smith - "They are a success"

Naughtie - "If they are successful, is there not a danger of a two tier education system ?"




The above may not quite be a verbatim transcript. But it "illustrates a wider truth".

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Broadband Blues ....

No broadband since Saturday = light blogging. Inshallah it'll be back by the weekend.

Meanwhile, via 56K ...

I didn't know quite what to make of the Michael Jackson trial, but it seemed likely that there were only two possibilities :

a) he was so naive that he thought he could commit illegal acts without being prosecuted.

b) he was innocent, but so naive he thought he could sleep (as in 'zzzz') with children and not find the world and their lawyers on his back.

I tended towards b).

In our age where sex is a motive for everything, people find it hard to imagine an interest in children that isn't sexual.

Have a look at this site, where full many a Victorian hero is held up to the light of late twentieth-century psychoanalysis (there was also a desire to show our Imperial heroes as having feet of clay. As the sociologists would say, it is no accident that such texts are a product of the late twentieth centiry counterculture).

So Montgomery of Alemain and General Gordon are 'paedophiles' although there is no evidence of anything greater than a love of children.

I prefer the verdict of the great McGonagall on Gordon.


He always took the Bible for his guide,
And he liked little boys to walk by his side;
He preferred their company more so than men,
Because he knew there was less guile in them.




Sunday, June 12, 2005

Bloomin Broadband

It's been up and down like a navvy's pick over the last few days. Meanwhile ...

Following the riots in Paris and Perpignan, they're beach partying in Lisbon, where large gangs swept a tourist beach, mugging and assaulting.

Internet coverage states that "The attackers are believed to come from some of the capital's poorest suburbs."

BBC Radio news said last night the attackers were Cape Verdeans, from the former Portuguese colony.

I yield to no man in my scorn for the footballer Lee Bowyer, as nasty a piece of work as ever insulted a McDonalds employee or changed his shoes for no very good reason.

But for once I agree with the Observer over the Crown Prosecution Service's decision to charge Bowyer with public order offences after handbags were swung at St. James's Park.

Haven't They Got Better Things To Do ?

I almost agree with Poll Pot, too, on the proposed Religious Hatred laws. Good job the Modern Crusader's not UK-based. He'd be banged up pretty sharpish.

The good news is that a prosecution has to be approved by a Labour politician - the Attorney-General.

So 'Death To America' and 'Kill The Jews' will still be OK.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Right But Wrong

Some of my favourite bloggers are those I disagree with. Third Avenue is always a pleasure to read, as, surprisingly for an SWP person, is Meaders at Dead Men Left.

Dafydd is a well-read, civilised sort of chap, who thinks you can take away the cultural underpinnings (chiefly liberty and Christianity) from Western society without it crumbling.

Meaders is one of those infuriating types. Like the journalist Nick Davies ('Dark Heart' etc), he can see clearly what's wrong - then jump straight to the wrong conclusion. Social mobility dropping ? Life expectancy decreasing ? Nothing to do with the abolition of grammar schools, cultural factors, a welfare-funded underclass. It's down to the Blairite neo-liberal agenda, apparently.

He's picked up an interesting quote by Lib-Dem Vincent Cable.

It's because of the politics of identity that I can't see the Conservative Party reverting back to the role it had in the Fifties, Sixties and even under Margaret Thatcher as a broad church appealing to people on the middle ground. I cannot see that happening any more. There will have to be realignment.

"I can see a world where there is an authentic party of the nationalist right, an authentic socialist party and several in the centre."


I think he's right about the nationalist party - the question is just which party that will be.

But I see no reason why 'the politics of identity' shouldn't also include a party of the religious Right. Like Respect.

Can this story be real ?

Via the Englishman, news of an arrest for alleged homophobic abuse - of a horse.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

The Beautiful Game

Despite our initial cynicism, the boys and I have been glued to Women's Euro 2005.

If only Yankey could cross as well as she skips past defenders. That Smith can match Keane for a studs-up tackle any day. And the nation's favourite Karen Carney has good feet - her little through pass before her winner on Saturday was a delight.

The Dumb One doesn't seem to share this feeling. To put it mildly.

What ?

Plans to ban the manufacture, import and sale of most kinds of replica guns have been outlined by the government.

The measures are included in the Violent Crime Reduction Bill.

The bill proposes an increase in the age limit for buying knives from 16 to 18, and search powers for head teachers who suspect they are being carried.

Binge drinking-related disorder will also be addressed, with proposed plans such as suspending alcohol sales in bars that persistently sell to minors.

The proposals are part of the government's attempts to restore "respect" in communities, town centres, and schools, which it says is among its top priorities.

Knives remain the weapon most commonly used in violent incidents, prompting the minimum age at which they can be bought to be raised from 16 to 18.


This government gets more and more difficult to parody. But we can see another iron law of liberalism in action. When faced with an increase in crime, rather than rigourously enforcing the (in most cases perfectly adequate) existing laws, the government prefers to enact new ones. If they impinge upon the law-abiding ? Omelette, eggs and so on.

They could cut violent crime with exemplary sentences, murder by the death penalty or by making "life" imprisonment, in practice about 12 years, live up to its name.

But no. The government has long since given up trying to reduce the propensity to commit crime. Instead it relies on reducing the opportunity. And we all become a little less free.

I don't want to live in a world where people have the desire to commit crime but not the opportunity (not that I think this hopeless bunch are actually capable of reducing the opportunity. These laws are unlikely to have any practical effect - but if my son wants that blank-firing Walther we'd better get it quickly.). Give me a world of free people. We had that once.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Light Blogging ...

again, alas. If you want what Third Avenue calls 'bile-filled rhetoric' - and there's no better sort - then Dumb Jon is your only man. Pub Philosopher is also recommended.

Jon notes the arrest of two police officers in London who shot a man carrying a chair-leg in a bag (they'd been told it was a shotgun). We can all feel safer that such dangerous men are off the streets - particularly when we think that their protesting collegaues may be replaced by Army marksmen.

New group blogs The Sharpener and Once More are up - I'll get them on the sidebar in God's good time.

I've just listened to an hour of the Today programme, which is obsessed (RealAudio) this morning with the Blair/Bush relationship. In the BBC world, it's a bit like George and Lennie in Steinbeck's Of Mice And Men.

George W. Bush is Lennie, simple-minded but physically powerful - Tony Blair is George, his concerned friend who tries to keep Lennie from using his strength wrongly. It all ends badly in the book, but in real life who knows ? Maybe the simple Toxic Texan can be led down the paths of righteousness by our gloriously nuanced, sophisticated leader - Gordon Brown.

And finally - Edinburgh is going to be a riot. It's likely that there'll be enough people on the streets to provide the necessary cover/distraction for the Womble types to be able to trash many a capitalist entity. As David Farrer reports, they are just waking up to this fact in Auld Reekie.


To add fuel to the flames, Geldof has now called for an armada of small boats to carry thousands of illegal immigrants (or Frenchmen - whichever is most offensive) to the UK. The good news is that the world's busiest shipping lanes should see to a fair number of them. It's going to be Slapton Sands all over again. If anyone takes any notice, that is - yachties are (generally) sensible people.








Monday, June 06, 2005

Cat-Blogging, Rat-Blogging

Apologies for light posting. The evenings are also light, and the garage needs a complete reorg. When I've got the Cat 5 cable installed I'll be networked out there ... also a couple of other preoccupations lately.

Our house and garden has always had a lot of wildlife - sometimes too much. Bats live in the loft, jackdaws in one chimney. The tumbledryer vent can't be used until the wrens have all hatched. We didn't block all the scaffolding holes on the (externally completed) extension - now blue tits have taken up residence.

When we found rats in the loft five years back we got a perfect black cat - affectionate, beautifully behaved in the house and a ruthless hunter of all vermin. She had one litter and we kept a boy - a hefty tabby. To watch them hunt as a team was an education, although she would occasionally bring in living victims ('I just saw a rabbit by the bookcase').

She disappeared without trace last November - no body. Fox ? Vivisection lab ? Dunno. Her son, never quite as clever as his mum, was hit by a car in February.

We'd also got hens in the interim. Never any problems with rodents - the cats saw to that. But now they were gone and word went round fast.

At this time of year we wouldn't feed the cats at all. They lived on fresh young rabbit. Now look at our garden.

Who you looking at ?

This hosepipe is off

Worse, the hen-run is surrounded by tunnels - dug by rats. When I shut them up at dusk last week I disturbed a big brute - nearly a foot long.

So Thursday night found my eldest son and I lurking by the hen-house, armed with the trusty BSA Meteor .22 and a somewhat underpowered Gat. Sure enough, the rat emerged from the hedge and headed for the house. Missed !

He dived under the hen-house. I moved the house and my son winged him with the Gat - a good shot considering what an inaccurate weapon it is. With hindsight a cricket bat might have been a more sure weapon. I killed it with the .22. Never shot a living creature before, but I'll make an exception for rats. By the following morning the crows and magpies had disposed of it. But he's got mates who tried to eat their way into the hen's food-store (big plastic bin) the other night. I might have to get a better air-pistol for my son.

We now have a new kitten - too small to take on anything yet. Part-Burmese, part something else. Call me a cynic, but I think he looks a bit too chocolate-box to be an effective hunter-killer. We shall see.

Nemesis ?
Smudge

Saturday, June 04, 2005

New US Outrage

"American jailers at the Guantanamo prison for foreign terrorism suspects splashed a Koran with urine, kicked and stepped on the Islamic holy book and soaked it with water, the U.S. military said on Friday."

Really, that kind of art is so old hat.

Don't those idiots in Guantanamera know the Turner shortlist has already been chosen ?

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

An Altamont For The Me Generation ?

300,000 people on the streets of Edinburgh at Hogmanay were considered too dangerous. After crushes the limits were reduced to 150,000 and the streets cordoned off.

Now a group of millionaires domiciled in places like Paris and the Caribbean have called for a million people to come to Edinburgh in July for G8 protests. They have called for children to 'bunk off school' to attend (Scottish children will already be on holiday). No word yet on whether their own children will bunk off that Swiss finishing school or French lycee.

Mixed reaction at the BBC.

"It might cause major disruption but who cares?"

"People are going to be crushed to death."

"The protest is for the dignity of human lives and is a gargantuan cause. I believe that Edinburgh should embrace the protest. Over and above this, there should be protests all over Scotland and the UK to show the solidarity of the human race in a such a worthy cause."

"1,000,000 people will simply not fit into the heart of Edinburgh, people are going to die."

"I'm amazed by the number of negative comments."

Negative at Booker Rising.

"Big white men and self-appointed mouthpieces from up high come down to paternalistically save the 'lowly' African, like a bad Tarzan movie. Hmm...."

The Policeman dusts down the riot gear but relishees all that lovely overtime.

"Most officers were looking forward to sitting in a carrier for a couple of weeks not picking up any paperwork until “Sir Bob” decided to open his mouth.

I suspect that any hope of a quiet life has now gone and it will be all hands to the riot shields, much to the disappointment of English officers. "

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Roma vs Africans

Difficult one. Accusations of violence against travellers in the UK are usually considered evidence of bigoted stereotyping by the complainant.

But what if the alleged victims are African ?

Tensions between North Africans and Romas have increased after another man of North African descent was beaten to death last week, allegedly by Romas.

On Saturday, more than 3,500 people demonstrated in a tense atmosphere in memory of Mohamed Bey Bachir, who was killed on 22 May.

French police say eight were injured in Sunday night's violence following the latest killing, which left shops smashed and about 50 cars damaged or burnt out.



Hst-tip - Irene Adler.

It's Hay Time ...

The Guardian Hay-on-Wye Witterary Festival is with us once more. My post from last year still stands.

The Today programme has been plugging the Festival (RealAudio) quite shamelessly. As the BBC site says "James Naughtie visits the Hay-on-Wye's 19th book festival (sic)"

On Saturday James (or 'Jim') Naughtie appeared at the Festival, interviewing Rory Bremner and chairing a lecture by Thomas Friedman of the NYT. The same day John Humphrys talked about the English Language. On Sunday Naughtie hosted a late night debate on our relationship with the US.

So why not get paid twice and interview one of your fellow authors for the Today programme (RealAudio) while you're there ? About the racist English, of course, a subject to which the famously unbiased Naughtie can bring his traditional balance.

Also on the bill - Andrew Marr and Feargal Keane. Oh, and Greg Dyke. These people live in a closed world.

This Seems A Bit Off ...

Imagine an IRA bomb killing Protestants in Ulster. The Loyalist response ? To attack and burn down a McDonalds, killing all its (Ulster-born) staff.

The ostensible reason ? American ambivalence over republicanism and IRA violence.

Seems unlikely. Yet in Karachi six Kentucky Fried Chicken employees are dead - in reaction to a suicide bomb attack by Sunnis on a Shia mosque.

Shi'ite mobs often target symbols of U.S. influence after sectarian attacks as they accuse the government of failing to act to prevent religious violence.

The attack on the KFC outlet came just minutes after attack on the Karachi mosque.

Mobs of angry Shi'ite youths also attacked a hospital, two petrol stations and burned more than a dozen vehicles.


Weird. After all, Americans DID send money to the IRA, and politicians like Edward Kennedy WERE equivocal about IRA violence. As far as I know, the American Government and people could be said to be strongly against Sunni suicide bombers.

Monday, May 30, 2005

Temper, Temper !

Paul Anderson at Gauche seems a bit miffed at the lack of 'left' comment on yesterday's French NON.

" ... there's sweet FA from the Brit blogosphere ... I condemn you all unreservedly as completely, totally and utterly hopeless ... where the hell are you? What do you think?"

The poor things don't know what to think, Paul, that's the problem. It is confusing though - the French left still seem to have a sense of national identity, of French exceptionalism. They seem to want to preserve their culture. How on earth can an English lefty empathise with that ?

The French worry about Polish plumbers taking their jobs - the English worry that there are still one or two white newsreaders.

You'll just have to make do with a post from a born again Poujadiste, ex-Labour Party and Militant, ex-NUR shop steward.

You'd Have To Have A Heart Of Stone Not To Laugh

At one of the factories, the Tat Shing Rubber Manufacturing Company in Shenzen, employees were working a seven-day week for less than the minimum wage, with no annual leave, no right to freedom of association, and poor health and safety provisions, one report said.

At the Fuzhou Xing Chun Trade Company, workers were being paid below the minimum wage and having pay deducted for disciplinary reasons, the other report said.



The product? Make Poverty History wristbands.