AL Kennedy - "a mad-eyed geezer with a book deal"

Subject : the good old days when journalists brought down presidents.
Madness rating : moderate to poor, rain later
Phase of Moon : half full

Mentions of
Depleted Uranium : Yes
Reality TV : Yes
Christians : No
Porn : Yes
Blood : No
Celebrities : No
Bush'n'Blair : Blair ("stripped with his parts in a jar and laying hands on a helpless donkey")
Swearing : No