"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats.
"We're doomed !" - Private Frazer.
"Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford
And look at those minders, a collection of dross rounded up to meet some sort of multicult/feminist checklist.
How can an Essex barmaid get away with masquerading as the Home Secretary?
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2008/04/01/harman67.jpg"We're still deciding to arrest you for impersonating a police officer or impersonating a home secretary"
A Song of LabourSnouts in the trough lads!! Shove, shove. Guzzle guzzle grunt slurp oink The working class can kiss my a--e,I've got the Home Sec.'s job at last!Grunt guzzle slobber munch chew rumble burp, ah lovely!Ooops! REALLY, Piggy! Never mind, someone else will clear it up - oh, you'd rather wallow...
The Tuesday Evening Standard reports that there's been an increase of crime in Jacqui's street, despite her squad of police minders. It doesn't specify what's been happening - have the cops been shooting the odd protester, or has Jacqui herself been so fired up by greed as to snatch a few handbags?
@ Paul ilcThat's an insult to all the lovely barmaids across Essex.
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