They don't write them like this any more ... Johnny Horton's tribute to the land of moose-shootin' mommas.
I Said "I'D LIKE A COFFEE! COFFEE PLEASE!"
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"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats. "We're doomed !" - Private Frazer. "Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford