Thursday, September 28, 2006

Stand Up For Your Rights

via WorldNet Daily

It's an entirely new definition of "Standing Room Only." Or perhaps a new measure of "equality" has arrived.

Whatever it is, it has sparked a huge political debate at a school in Kristiansand, Norway, according to the Norwegian paper F├Ždrelandsvennen.

The trigger for the explosion of opinion? A decision in the local district that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating, not stand.

8 comments:

Verity said...

They've been trying to bring this in in Scandinavia for years.

When the Vikings are so pussy-whipped they sit down to wee, we can nip in and steal their oil! By the time they've staggered to their feet, it'll be ours!

Anonymous said...

http://www.shepee.co.uk/

So, no point in buying one of these then?

Anonymous said...

I believe it's already the law in Switzerland, if you live in an apartment block. Or something.

verity said...

What difference would living in an apartment block make? Does the janitor come into your apartment and monitor your wees?

I think the Swedes have spotted a new market opportunity, now that Abba no longer brings in large bucks. They are breeding girly boys who can make a living as ladyboys as adults.

Umbongo said...

But I believe they are forbidden to urinate facing Mecca. Accordingly, all facilities in Scandinavia will be altered to concur with the new law.

dearieme said...

Och, just tell them to piss off.

Anonymous said...

I believe it's already the law in Switzerland, if you live in an apartment block. Or something.

Urinating standing up spreads droplets of urine over a surprisingly large area of the bathroom. Landlords of apartment blocks found that radiators were corroding more quickly than expect and traced it to the urine droplets.

That's the reason why.

verity said...

Dearieme - funny!