Jonathan Woodgate's debut for Real Madrid was a truly memorable one, the England defender scoring with a spectacular header.
Apparently "he trudged from the field to rapturous applause".
Greatest opening line?
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"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats. "We're doomed !" - Private Frazer. "Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford