Following this post, Jonathan of the Brighton band Assistant was rushed to an undisclosed hospital, where teams of neurologists are monitoring his brain patterns round the clock.
A hospital spokesperson said : "We became concerned on realising that no blogger had ever had a good thing to say about the writer in question. Jonathan, while lucid, has a higher than normal brain temperature and is subject to episodes during which he talks about an enemy called 'Little John'. We have prescribed Oliver Kamm, 300 words per hour.
Cured
9 hours ago
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