They're real aren't they, not pretend ?

Daily Telegraph.

The playground of an east London primary school. One teacher spied a boy of 10 playing with a toy sabre. "For a moment, I smiled thinking he had actually taken in much of the day before's lesson on the legend of St George and the dragon," she says. "Then I saw he was re-enacting a beheading with another child.

"When I questioned him he said: 'My dad watches all the beheadings on the internet then I call them up, too. They're real aren't they, not pretend?' "

Hat-tip to Norm, who also got there first with the Clark County responses.