Only In Scallyland ....

Stolen bike collides with car, which then crashes. The car driver runs off. Car's been stolen too.

Elsewhere ...

what's worse behaviour in a police officer - this or this ?

Greater Manchester Police are checking for racist text messages.

"They are alleged to have used the word n****r on their mobile phones."

Probably just swapping the lyrics of Mobo winner Kanye West, who also has an interesting take on implied consent.

Why them girls figure no means no ?
No means no just as sure as green means go