It Must Be Nice

To have as much spare time as these guys.

"Okay, so there’s this girl with a sick cat and she falls in love with the veterinarian who tries to save this sick cat’s life. After the veterinarian’s heroic efforts, the cat dies anyway. She becomes his assistant but he has suddenly become an asshole. He doesn’t let her help with the medical work and just tells her to get him coffee and food and stuff. This goes on in a humorous manner as we notice him becoming pale and constantly fatigued. Then he starts coughing up blood. Towards the end, as he’s dying of an undefined illness, we realize he picks up chicks by poisoning their pets but acting so super nice and stuff. Then, at the very end, we realize that she already knows this and has been poisoning him all along. The working title is Munchausen by Pussy."