| Standing | Rider | Rider number bib | Team | Time | Gaps |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  TESTOSTERADO Juan | 1942 | SMITH KLEIN FRENCH | 186h 04' 16" | |
| 2. |  MANGROVE-HORMONE Hugh | 39341 | DOW CHEMICAL | 86h 06' 06" | + 01' 50" |
| 3. |  BLUDD-DOPING Lord | 1161 | UNFORTUNATE DISCOVERY TEAM | 86h 07' 05" | + 02' 49" |
| 4. | STEROIDO Anna-Bollick | 3491 | TEAM MERCK | 86h 10' 18" | + 06' 02" |
| 5. | MODAFINILA Testa | 74541 | QUATERMASS LABS | 86h 10' 45" | + 06' 29" |
| 6. |  EPO Umberto | 1823 | GARNIER LABORATORIES | 86h 14' 34" | + 10' 18" |
| 7. |  GONADOTROPHIN Alotta | 44327 | MOBILE TEAM | 86h 15' 52" | + 11' 36" |
| 8. |  POPAPILL Igor | 11.328 | BRITISH DRUG HOUSES | 86h 17' 03" | + 12' 47" |
| 9. |  SULPHATI Amphetamini | 21439 | ROCHE MATERIEL | 86h 17' 47" | + 13' 31" |
| 10. | HYDROGESTRINONE Tetra | 7535 | BAYER AG | 86h 17' 58" | + 13' 42" |
"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats. "We're doomed !" - Private Frazer. "Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford
Brilliant, and so so true. 10 out of 10 for that one... :-)
ReplyDeleteYeah. Does anyone actually watch this? It is so mega passé. Like the Olympics. Finished. Over. Done.
ReplyDeleteNext up, sychronised swimming, sychronised nail extensions, competitive hair-colouring, synchronised oil changes. Synchronised air-punching.
Ha ha, anyone for tennis ?
ReplyDeleteOr football/cricket/F1 or any other professional sport ?
If big money can be made then competitors will resort to any means to make that money.
You idiots.
Our happy Union:
ReplyDeletehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6920895.stm
Culture Secretary James Purnell said: "The Union flag is a powerful symbol of both our heritage and modern, diverse Britain. It brings us together in solidarity and shared identity."
Except in Scotland, of course. So, the Government's "pro-Union" drive seems to be a cynical attempt to boost support for the Union south of the border, so that we continue to pump huge piles of money into Scotland.
Cricket???
ReplyDeleteAre you implying players might be partaking of such performance enhancing drugs as caffeine, cunningly hidden in a beverage known to the cognosci as "tea"?
Ok, so where did you find out about the top secret mangrove hormone project?
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