"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats.
"We're doomed !" - Private Frazer.
"Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford
"As you all know we have history and will not stop until every house in the Staines area have had their doors knocked, and when answered our top boys have run away. We will see it as a major defeat if some old girl hasn't called the Old Bill from her bungalow while 40-50 Millwall are urinating on her Petunias. You never know, with a huge invasion of 700 of us coming to Town we might see a return from the bad old days of colourful language and chinese burns."Pricless.
Hysterical, and the mention of the Golden Lion pub in the comments brings back memories...
I'm getting some very odd looks on the train now, because I'm lierally crying with laughter at those comments...
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