"Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold" - W.B. Yeats.
"We're doomed !" - Private Frazer.
"Like scrolling through a decade's worth of Daily Mail editorials in 20 minutes" - TheLoonyFromCatford
"Ooooh! Bona midriff but varder the eek! Shall we get her a nice tutu me luvs, cover it up? Hmmm, what time is it? How far to Haywards Heath for a quick charver with the other omi-palomes!"
"huh it's all very well standing in the street and protesting about the banking system, but I bet she hasn't got the guts to add a strongly-worded comment under a pseudonym to an internet blog. oh no!"
How about:
ReplyDelete"I wouldnt even touch it with yours mate."
Or:
ReplyDelete"Bloody hell when was the last time that saw some soap an water?"
"Put 'em back on..!"
ReplyDelete"'Ere, didn't I see you in Jacqui and Harriet do Brockley?"
ReplyDelete"Ooooh! Bona midriff but varder the eek! Shall we get her a nice tutu me luvs, cover it up? Hmmm, what time is it? How far to Haywards Heath for a quick charver with the other omi-palomes!"
ReplyDelete"huh it's all very well standing in the street and protesting about the banking system, but I bet she hasn't got the guts to add a strongly-worded comment under a pseudonym to an internet blog. oh no!"
ReplyDeleteWho says its a woman?...you never can tell with crusties.
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