Sunday, February 08, 2009

Have You Seen This Benefit Cheat ?



This woman, using the obvious alias 'J. Smith' is wanted for claiming over £116,000 of State benefits on false pretences while working as a Secretary in the Westminster area of London. If you see her, do not approach her - she never goes anywhere without her minders.

Instead, ring the number of the new Benefit Fraud Reporting Hotline - and do the taxpayer a good turn !

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:34 am

    And look at those minders, a collection of dross rounded up to meet some sort of multicult/feminist checklist.

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  2. How can an Essex barmaid get away with masquerading as the Home Secretary?

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  3. Anonymous9:03 am

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2008/04/01/harman67.jpg

    "We're still deciding to arrest you for impersonating a police officer or impersonating a home secretary"

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  4. Anonymous5:22 pm

    A Song of Labour

    Snouts in the trough lads!! Shove, shove.
    Guzzle guzzle grunt slurp oink

    The working class can kiss my a--e,
    I've got the Home Sec.'s job at last!

    Grunt guzzle slobber munch chew rumble burp, ah lovely!

    Ooops! REALLY, Piggy!
    Never mind, someone else will clear it up - oh, you'd rather wallow...

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  5. Anonymous1:48 am

    The Tuesday Evening Standard reports that there's been an increase of crime in Jacqui's street, despite her squad of police minders. It doesn't specify what's been happening - have the cops been shooting the odd protester, or has Jacqui herself been so fired up by greed as to snatch a few handbags?

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  6. Anonymous4:58 pm

    @ Paul ilc

    That's an insult to all the lovely barmaids across Essex.

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